What if stars were like Christmas lights? One burns out and there goes the whole galaxy?
What if all the traffic lights in town turned green at the same time?
What if rain fell up?
What if there were 28 hours in a day- would we really get any more sleep?
What if ostriches could fly- would auto insurance cost more?
What if ice cream caused cancer?
What if the sun forgot to get up one day- would school be cancelled?
What if Elmo were a pedophile and Mr. Noodle an under cover cop?
What if all your friends really did jump off a bridge?
If people had only 8 fingers, what would become of the other two little Indian boys or the pig that cried wee wee wee?
What if Noah's ark had sprung a leak and sunk?
What if you had really loved me?

 

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