| Tracks |
| 1. Factory Outlet Malls |
| 2. Flying |
| 3. Bungee Jumping and Parachuting |
| 4. Grading Your Biological Output |
| 5. "Nice" Stops at Midnight |
| 6. Old Fashioned |
| 7. When Did Shrapnel Become a Fashion Accessory? |
| 8. Cigarettes Equal Pain |
| 9. After Twenty Years of Marriage |
| 10. The Difference in Years |
| 11. Dorkfish |
| 12. Nobody Disciplines Their Kids Anymore |
| 13. I.G. Joe |
| 14. In Vitro |
| 15. Tell Me What I'm Thinking |
| 16. Going to the Fair |
| 17. Here's Your Sign |
| 18. Here's Your Sign Reloaded |
| 19. Hollywood Indian Guides (Musical Track) |
| 20. Here's Your Sign (Get the Picture) (Musical Track) |
| 21. Warning Signs (Musical Track) |
| 22. It's Hard To Be a Parent (Musical Track) |
