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Hi. My name is Jessica Lynn Penn. I am the Anti-Christopher.

I enjoy eating, sleeping, eating, sleeping, and oh yeah, did I mention eating? Notice I didn't say screaming? I only do that rarely when I need to be burped, fed, or my butt explodes. Yeah, that's right, what my brother could do with vomit, I do out the other end. My parents are in the market for some double-reinforced diapers. But for the most part, I'm just quiet and adorable. My brother catches flies his way, I prefer honey.

Once I decided it was time to crawl out of my cave, it only took about 5 minutes and 10 pushes. And there I was. I thought that cord-thingy was supposed to be a scarf to keep me warm when I was ejected naked into the cold world, but the doctor didn't think so and cut it right away. So what did I know, I'm just a baby. But apparently this caused some worrying to the extent that they put me on an IV for a little while. But I really don't understand all the fuss— I'm just fine.

I'll use the space below to let you know what's been added to these pages so you can tell when there's something new to look at or read. But since I'm so cute, I'm sure you'll keep coming back here to look at me whether there's anything new or not.

- July, 2004

May 5, 2005

Not one, but two new sets of photos for the price of, well...none. They're free!

November 28, 2004

Added another set of photos taken on Thanksgiving at my grandparents house.

July 12, 2004

Added the first set of photos.

July 10, 2004

I got my own web page created! Nothing on it yet, but it's there!