1)
Hello there boys and girls! Today I'm going to show you how to have fun
with food! |
2) Here we are in the feeding chair. Now the first rule of thumb is
not to let on that you're hungry. Otherwise they'll make you eat nasty
things like peas. Hold out for the applesauce!
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3)
Don't let them shovel food into your mouth faster than you're ready. You
are the baby- you have control here. If all else fails, just grab the
spoon and lay down the law. |
4)
If at all possible, get the spoon and do it yourself. Or, if you don't
like what they're feeding you, heck with it...just eat the spoon!
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5)
>>errrpp!<< 'Scuse me! |
6)
After you're done and they've taken off your food-covered clothes, look
around for the best patch of carpet to puke on.
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7)
Oh oh! This patch is being guarded... or would you care to join me for
an upchuck? Upchuck? Why, that's what Tiggers do best! |
8)
Now that you're all fat, happy, and stupid, and couldn't keep your eyes
open another minute if you wanted to, find the best place to curl up
and take a cozy nap!
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